From diet pills and marijuana to the cute boy with the mustang being more important than the family dinner, American family values have done their best to be the best at being worst. The days of the white picket fence dreams are long gone from our society and Sparky the dog has become the rottweiler from hell. From the Parent Trap princess to the queen of Narcotics Anonymous, celebrities are living proof that America’s educational system works perfectly.
Much like our economy, our family values are, as Bush would say, severely disincreasing. With the percentage of accidental pregnancies being higher than a stoner, STDs are a significant factor of our new generation. With family time nearing extinction faster than the polar bear, there’s more time for procrastinating on homework with video games, and that important business meeting that Dad had to stay late for that has as much to do with business as a llama. So, as you can see, the world is a doorstep and America and it’s values are the flaming dog turd that rests upon it. Oh, dear.
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